The Royal Wedding 2018 tea drinking game

Are the guests, the glamour, the romance just not quite enough for you?

Do you need a thrill, something competitive between you and your fellow watchers?

Well, pop the kettle on, grab the biscuit, and settle in for our tea drinking game.

We’ve devised a point-scoring system to help you imbibe your favourite brew, and make sure you’re hydrated throughout the marathon event.

Pass the milk, and enjoy.

A celebrity is shown on the coverage

Commentators mention Meghan’s dad

You see a corgi

There’s footage of Prince George

When anyone mentions it's like a fairytale (you can start this one with the ads on TV, if you like)

The Queen looks half-asleep

Every time they compare Meghan to Kate

Princess Diana is mentioned

Commentators mention any break in tradition or the fact Meghan's American, drink

Commentators mention Meghan’s “dysfunctional” family

You spot a crazy hat/dress matching combo

The term "peoples' princess" is used

‘Hollywood’ is used to describe any guest or part of the proceedings: “Hollywood glamour, Hollywood star, Hollywood A-Lister etc”

Meghan’s half-sister’s ankle gets mentioned

Anyone cries – including anyone in your lounge room

Commentators mention Prince Phillip’s health

There’s a gratuitous shot of Pippa Middleton’s derriere from Will and Kate’s wedding

Someone from Meghan’s family gatecrashes

A horse falls over in the parade

There’s the first kiss on the balcony

Phillip falls asleep

When it’s finally over